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Location: waco, tx
Job: US Marine
I am a douchebag. And Im a Marine. Maybe there is some correlation there? Oh yeah, there is. 7 months in the sand will do that to someone.
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Exp. Points: 850 / 900
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Voting Pow.: 5.15 votes
BBS Posts: 82 (0.2 per day)
Flash Reviews: 12
Music Reviews: 6
Trophies: 0
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Latest Flash Reviews
Ok is this sposed to be good?
YAY!!! I have a whole TWO types of bridge thingies...neither of which work unless I make a fuckin SPIDERWEB! YEAAAAH!!!
Oh, we all know a million little things dont weigh anything but two sheep looking things make about 10 minutes of delicate handywork fall to shit in like 2 seconds. How much do those sumbitches weigh? like a ton each? Wtf?
The physics sucked, the music made me want to kill myself (or at the very least, dig out my eyeballs with a fork), and the game play was repetitive. Build a lame bridge to get the lame creature things across the lame canyon. For no apparent reason.
More bridge types, more interaction with the bridges. Cmon dude.
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Everything was perfect! Except for one thing.
No pause button.
Dude, cmon. How could you have such an awesome game and no pause button? Come on man.
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This entire series is awesome. Great job!!!
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Latest Audio Reviews
I was going to go with 5 starts and a 10 review buuuut then I kept listening to it and that out of place drum loop comes in at the end and ruins it all. A possible perfect ruined by the last minute or so. A shame.
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And it improved the song in all the right spots. Good job with this dude. 10 and 5.
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Rock on man, thanks for the listen!
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Boring. And the angelic sound thing got really old really fast.
Author's Response:
Well, opinions, opinions.
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