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Location: waco, tx
Job: US Marine
I am a douchebag. And Im a Marine. Maybe there is some correlation there? Oh yeah, there is. 7 months in the sand will do that to someone.
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Ok is this sposed to be good?
YAY!!! I have a whole TWO types of bridge thingies...neither of which work unless I make a fuckin SPIDERWEB! YEAAAAH!!!
Oh, we all know a million little things dont weigh anything but two sheep looking things make about 10 minutes of delicate handywork fall to shit in like 2 seconds. How much do those sumbitches weigh? like a ton each? Wtf?
The physics sucked, the music made me want to kill myself (or at the very least, dig out my eyeballs with a fork), and the game play was repetitive. Build a lame bridge to get the lame creature things across the lame canyon. For no apparent reason.
More bridge types, more interaction with the bridges. Cmon dude.
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Everything was perfect! Except for one thing.
No pause button.
Dude, cmon. How could you have such an awesome game and no pause button? Come on man.
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This entire series is awesome. Great job!!!
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Best collab ever.
There is so much intellectual power behind this, its not even funny....except that it is fucking hilarious!
Great job on everyones part and I cant wait for disk 2.
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You should have a pre edit copy posted somewhere too dude.
That was absolutely hilarious!! While I do agree that corporations are owned, and thus our country owned, by old rich white men, I do not agree that it is some tyrannical state we should rebel against.
Things are as they have always been.
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No upgrades? "Oh but your towers gain levels"- yeah and dont really do anything more. "But there is like -50 off of your fire rate" Yeah that doesnt help. "Increased range?" Is meaningless with no increased damage and way tougher baddies. Next time develop more.
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Yet again, you do an awesome job. Good work dude!
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A parapalegic could find a way to enjoy this game! "Hard controls"? What?! Fucking morons. This game is completely AWESOME. Thanks for giving a Marine something to do while on post in the late hours of the night. You fucking own.
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Due to it being jack fuckin nicholson.
Author's Response:
I LOVE JACK NICHOLSON
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I didnt know half the games but it was FUCKING HILARIOUS. Especially when that guy gets the shit kicked out of him by the 3 people and then the big guy poicks him up and chokes him while saying "we love you". This is like Robot Chicken for Nintendo. Awesome dude, awesome.
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