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Firesolved

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: waco, tx
Job: US Marine

I am a douchebag. And Im a Marine. Maybe there is some correlation there? Oh yeah, there is. 7 months in the sand will do that to someone.

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Sign-Up Date:
7/19/07

Level: 9
Aura: Evil

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 18
Saves: 9
Rank #: 95,867

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 850 / 900
Exp. Rank #: 35,683
Voting Pow.: 5.15 votes

BBS Posts: 82 (0.2 per day)
Flash Reviews: 12
Music Reviews: 6
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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Score: 0
FWG Bridge 2

"Ughmmm..."

submission: FWG Bridge 2
date: July 28, 2008

Ok is this sposed to be good?

YAY!!! I have a whole TWO types of bridge thingies...neither of which work unless I make a fuckin SPIDERWEB! YEAAAAH!!!

Oh, we all know a million little things dont weigh anything but two sheep looking things make about 10 minutes of delicate handywork fall to shit in like 2 seconds. How much do those sumbitches weigh? like a ton each? Wtf?

The physics sucked, the music made me want to kill myself (or at the very least, dig out my eyeballs with a fork), and the game play was repetitive. Build a lame bridge to get the lame creature things across the lame canyon. For no apparent reason.

More bridge types, more interaction with the bridges. Cmon dude.

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Score: 8
StarBaron - Skirmish

"omfg awesome game dude!!!"

date: July 27, 2008

Everything was perfect! Except for one thing.

No pause button.

Dude, cmon. How could you have such an awesome game and no pause button? Come on man.

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Score: 10
Modern Tactics 3

"Pure Awesome"

submission: Modern Tactics 3
date: July 6, 2008

This entire series is awesome. Great job!!!

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Score: 10
MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01

"Dude"

date: July 5, 2008

Best collab ever.

There is so much intellectual power behind this, its not even funny....except that it is fucking hilarious!

Great job on everyones part and I cant wait for disk 2.

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Score: 10
Capitalism and YOU!

"Hilarious!"

date: July 4, 2008

You should have a pre edit copy posted somewhere too dude.

That was absolutely hilarious!! While I do agree that corporations are owned, and thus our country owned, by old rich white men, I do not agree that it is some tyrannical state we should rebel against.

Things are as they have always been.

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Score: 2
Besieged

"Pretty Lame"

submission: Besieged
date: June 23, 2008

No upgrades? "Oh but your towers gain levels"- yeah and dont really do anything more. "But there is like -50 off of your fire rate" Yeah that doesnt help. "Increased range?" Is meaningless with no increased damage and way tougher baddies. Next time develop more.

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Score: 10
Modern Tactics 2

"Another gold medal"

submission: Modern Tactics 2
date: May 13, 2008

Yet again, you do an awesome job. Good work dude!

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Score: 10
Modern Tactics

"Are these people retarded?"

submission: Modern Tactics
date: May 13, 2008

A parapalegic could find a way to enjoy this game! "Hard controls"? What?! Fucking morons. This game is completely AWESOME. Thanks for giving a Marine something to do while on post in the late hours of the night. You fucking own.

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Score: 10
jack nicholson soundboard

"Auto-awesome"

date: April 27, 2008

Due to it being jack fuckin nicholson.

April 30, 2008

Author's Response:

I LOVE JACK NICHOLSON

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Score: 10
NiN10Doh!

"DUDE!!!"

submission: NiN10Doh!
date: April 27, 2008

I didnt know half the games but it was FUCKING HILARIOUS. Especially when that guy gets the shit kicked out of him by the 3 people and then the big guy poicks him up and chokes him while saying "we love you". This is like Robot Chicken for Nintendo. Awesome dude, awesome.

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